Wednesday, 30 July 2014

6 Things You Should Never Say to a Fashion Girl

001: So you just basically look at pictures of clothes all day?
Yeah totally because obviously for the hard parts of the job - like the analytics, research and finance - we call a man in. 

002: So you're doing the job most women dream of?
Despite the fact you said that sarcastically, I'll take it as a compliment.

003: How can you possibly be stressed?
Aside from the ever changing deadlines, painfully long hours and a wage that doesn't cover my rent? Well I don't know, I guess I just get myself all worked up over pretty shoes.

004: Do you really need another pair of shoes?
No. And I didn't need another bag or the same dress in 3 different colours but it's the curse of the job; it makes me want all the clothes.

005: But that hat is really ugly!
No, it was really ugly... until it came into fashion. Now it's drop-dead-freaking-beautiful.

006: Can you get me free stuff?
Actually yes I can, but my dilemma is that when free stuff gets given out, I really want to keep it all for myself. 
Until next time,
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